This month’s PawPawty theme is Woodstock and the charity is The Emergency Animal Rescue Service (TEARS). You can donate here.

check out the july pawpawty sekurity report and read all about the pawpawty on my pal frugaldougal’s blog. dougal is the pawpawty organizer!

RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for august pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least two hours of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty.

any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact Captain Snickers or Sergeant Shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)

NEW SEKURITY POSITION: Documentation Officer needed to record all incidents of note for #pawpawty sekurity report in captain snick’s absence. (captain snickers will be at Fido’s Festival this weekend so is depending on sekurity force to keep the peace without him) Note: This special position has been filled!

AUGUST ROLL CALL

• sekurity captain snickers (@Snick_the_Dog)
• sergeant shawnee shep (@ShawneeShep)
• officer morris (@morriscat
• officer annie (@BloodhoundNdots)
• ninja strike force leader mizCleo (@mizCleo)
• officer brutus (@brutusthedane)
• officers frosty and dew (@treehuggingpets)
• documentation officer lexi-lou (@lexiloudog)

SHIFT ASSIGNMENTS
all times are Eastern Daylight Time. officers, please convert accordingly so you are not late for your shift.

SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:

• when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
• tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? pay by credit card http://tinyurl.com/nsq2sw or paypal http://bit.ly/16lSQU
• also helpful to occasionally tweet something like if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
• be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
• take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so the documentation officer can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
• put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
• haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
• overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
• when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.