this month’s #pawpawty theme is the howlidays and the charity is Catering to Cats & Dogs in Cornelius, NC.

to learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website

SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:

• when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
• tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: welcome! have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? donate to this months charity here http://tinyurl.com/y86f7sy
• also helpful to occasionally tweet somethings like
  • if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
  • ANIPALS dont forget to block the spammers, free $ ppl, gets lots of followers, and noggty ladies that start following you during #pawpawty
  • remember you must unproteckt your tweets to be seen during pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!
• be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
• take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so captain snickers can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
• put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
• haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
• overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
• when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.
• PLZ DO ALSO NOTE: if you attend the pawpawty when not on dooty but you are wearing your uniform you iz expected to conduct yourself in an upstanding manner.

plz do observe a moment of silence at start of roll call for fallen dokumentation officer lexi-lou who went to the rainbow bridge december 4th. we luvvd you lexi-lou

RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for december pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least one two hour shift of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact captain snickers or sergeant shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)