notes from december

december sekurity report is posted by cadet smokey who joined team in december and did great job as temporary dokumentation officer. you can see december report here

announcements

new dokumentashun officer starts this month: our wonderful, original dokumentashun officer @lexiloudog went to the rainbow bridge last month. cadet smokey helped us last month, but now we haz a new dedicated dokumentashun officer to write monthly sekurity report. lexi lou’s sisfur buttons (@busybuttons) has volunteered to take over these duties. we know she will do a great job!

new officer transfer: cadet mace (@CheckPointMace) haz joined sekurity team. mace is big doberman dog and has patrol experience so will only be "cadet" for one month. pls do welcome mace to the team!

cadet buddy promoted: cadet buddy (@buddybentley) haz been promoted to junior officer, effective immediately

cadet recrewting: we haz a FABULOUS sekurity team, but we dont have quite enough anipals to cover every shift each month. we needs one or two more cadets to fill out the team! read duties below and contact captain snickers if you would like to volunteer. sekurity team is fun! oh, and we provide snazzy uniform every month!

SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:

• when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
• tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: welcome! have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? donate to this months charity here http://www.firstgiving.com/haitianimals
• also helpful to occasionally tweet somethings like
  • if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
  • ANIPALS dont forget to block the spammers, free $ ppl, gets lots of followers, and noggty ladies that start following you during #pawpawty
  • remember you must unproteckt your tweets to be seen during pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!
• be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
• take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so captain snickers can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
• put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
• haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
• overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
• when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.
• PLZ DO ALSO NOTE: if you attend the pawpawty when not on dooty but you are wearing your uniform you iz expected to conduct yourself in an upstanding manner.

january pawpawty – viva wag vegas!

this month’s #pawpawty theme is Viva Wag Vegas in honor of what would have been Elvis’s 75th year on earth. The charity is The International Fund for Animal Welfare (IFAW) to benefit the animals of Haiti.

to learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website

RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for january pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least one two hour shift of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact captain snickers or sergeant shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)