january sekurity report is posted by our new dokumentation officer, buttons. you can see january sekurity report here
announcements
SERGEANT SHAWNEE SHEP PROMOTED TO LIEUTENANT: the pawpawty sekurity team was founded in june 2009. shawnee was one of the first three officers. by july she had already been promoted to sergeant in recognition of actions above and beyond call of dooty. shawnee haz continued to show her dedication to the pawpawty sekurity team month after month.
shawnee haz never missed a pawpawty or an assigned shift
shawnee was in charge of sekurity in absence of captain snickers in the month of october and did fabulous job
shawnee sews our grate uniforms every months
shawnee always has grate and friendly attitude wif everyone. she pawtekts and serves!
in light of her dedication and contribution to the team, shawnee is now lieutenant shawnee shep. congratulashuns shawnee!!
junior officer buddy bentley almost kicked off force: after being promoted from cadet to junior officer last month, buddy was AWOL during january #pawpawty, completely missing his skeduled sekurity shift. sargeant shawneeshep came up with good punishment for buddy that helps everybody! junior officer buddy had to wear a special dunce cap made my the sarge until he could recrewt a new team member for sekurity! buddy recrewted cadet hellahedgie and was able to take the cap off in time for the super bowl festivities.
cadet smokey promoted: after two months of grate service as cadet (and filling in as dokumentashun officer as well during first month) cadet smokey is now officer smokey. congratulations smokey. we glad you joined the team!
cadet mace promoted: cadet mace did a GRATE job last month and haz been promoted from cadet to officer. officer mace is a wonderful addition to sekurity team as he is big and scary and has previous sekurity experience!
cadet recrewting: we haz a FABULOUS sekurity team, but we dont have quite enough anipals to cover every shift each month. we needs one or two more cadets to fill out the team! read duties below and contact captain snickers if you would like to volunteer. sekurity team is fun! oh, and we provide snazzy uniform every month!
february pawpawty – Anipal Winter Olympics!
this month’s #pawpawty theme is the Anipal Winter Olympics and the charity is The Pet Samaritan Fund in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.
to learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website
SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:
when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: welcome! have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? donate to this months charity here http://www.firstgiving.com/romeothecatpetsamaritan
also helpful to occasionally tweet somethings like
if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
ANIPALS dont forget to block the spammers, free $ ppl, gets lots of followers, and noggty ladies that start following you during #pawpawty
remember you must unproteckt your tweets to be seen during pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!
be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so captain snickers can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.
PLZ DO ALSO NOTE: if you attend the pawpawty when not on dooty but you are wearing your uniform you iz expected to conduct yourself in an upstanding manner.
PAY OPTIONAL COVER CHARGE TICKETS, FINES and BAIL HERE
SHIFT ASSIGNMENTS
all times are Eastern Standard Time. officers, please convert accordingly so you are not late for your shift.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Start
End
Duty Officer
2:00 PM
4:00 PM
captain snickers (@Snick_the_Dog)
4:00 PM
6:00 PM
cadet hella hedgehog (@HellaHedgie) wif training officer captain snickers
6:00 PM
8:00 PM
lieutenant shawnee (@ShawneeShep)
8:00 PM
10:00 PM
cadet emily (@THEShelterCat) wif training officer lieutenant shawnee
10:00 PM
11:59 PM
officer brutus (@brutusthedane)
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Start
End
Duty Officer
12:00 AM
2:00 AM
NEEDED
2:00 AM
4:00 AM
officer morris (@morriscat)
4:00 AM
6:00 AM
NEEDED
6:00 AM
8:00 AM
NEEDED
8:00 AM
10:00 AM
officer smokey (@SmokeyPoodle)
10:00 AM
12:00 PM
officer cheshire kitten (@CheshireK)
12:00 PM
2:00 PM
officer brutus (@brutusthedane)
RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for february pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least one two hour shift of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact captain snickers or sergeant shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)
Posted by snickers on January 17th, 2010
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notes from december
december sekurity report is posted by cadet smokey who joined team in december and did great job as temporary dokumentation officer. you can see december report here
announcements
new dokumentashun officer starts this month: our wonderful, original dokumentashun officer @lexiloudog went to the rainbow bridge last month. cadet smokey helped us last month, but now we haz a new dedicated dokumentashun officer to write monthly sekurity report. lexi lou’s sisfur buttons (@busybuttons) has volunteered to take over these duties. we know she will do a great job!
new officer transfer: cadet mace (@CheckPointMace) haz joined sekurity team. mace is big doberman dog and has patrol experience so will only be "cadet" for one month. pls do welcome mace to the team!
cadet buddy promoted: cadet buddy (@buddybentley) haz been promoted to junior officer, effective immediately
cadet recrewting: we haz a FABULOUS sekurity team, but we dont have quite enough anipals to cover every shift each month. we needs one or two more cadets to fill out the team! read duties below and contact captain snickers if you would like to volunteer. sekurity team is fun! oh, and we provide snazzy uniform every month!
SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:
when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: welcome! have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? donate to this months charity here http://www.firstgiving.com/haitianimals
also helpful to occasionally tweet somethings like
if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
ANIPALS dont forget to block the spammers, free $ ppl, gets lots of followers, and noggty ladies that start following you during #pawpawty
remember you must unproteckt your tweets to be seen during pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!
be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so captain snickers can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.
PLZ DO ALSO NOTE: if you attend the pawpawty when not on dooty but you are wearing your uniform you iz expected to conduct yourself in an upstanding manner.
january pawpawty – viva wag vegas!
this month’s #pawpawty theme is Viva Wag Vegas in honor of what would have been Elvis’s 75th year on earth. The charity is The International Fund for Animal Welfare (IFAW) to benefit the animals of Haiti.
to learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website
RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for january pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least one two hour shift of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact captain snickers or sergeant shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)
Posted by snickers on December 10th, 2009
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this month’s #pawpawty theme is the howlidays and the charity is Catering to Cats & Dogs in Cornelius, NC.
to learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website
SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:
when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: welcome! have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? donate to this months charity here http://tinyurl.com/y86f7sy
also helpful to occasionally tweet somethings like
if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
ANIPALS dont forget to block the spammers, free $ ppl, gets lots of followers, and noggty ladies that start following you during #pawpawty
remember you must unproteckt your tweets to be seen during pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!
be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so captain snickers can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.
PLZ DO ALSO NOTE: if you attend the pawpawty when not on dooty but you are wearing your uniform you iz expected to conduct yourself in an upstanding manner.
plz do observe a moment of silence at start of roll call for fallen dokumentation officer lexi-lou who went to the rainbow bridge december 4th. we luvvd you lexi-lou
RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for december pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least one two hour shift of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact captain snickers or sergeant shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)
the pawpawty sekurity team announces with heavy hearts that one of our own haz gone, suddenly and unexpectedly, to the rainbow bridge. for the last four months, we haz been blessed with the mad skillz of dokumentashun officer lexi-lou to keep track of all the silly anipals that tangle with sekurity during pawpawty.
tonight on twitter, lexi’s mom wrote that lexi-lou "had a lot of health problems… The stress of the vet visit today must have triggered an underlying heart problem… she suffered acute congestive heart failure and a pulmonary embolism. Rushed her to the vet around 5:00 CST… She went over RB around 6:00 CST, in my arms. My poor baby girl."
dear lexi-lou,
the sekurity team will miss you so very much. you no haz to be fraidy or feel sicks now though. someday we will see you at the pawpawty in the sky.
with love,
captain snickers, sergeant shawnee & the team
IN LOVING MEMORY OF DOKUMENTASHUN OFFICER LEXI-LOU
did you know that i was born on thanksgiving day? well, i was. my birthday is not on thanksgiving every year, but mom says she gives thanks for me every day.
this year, my birthday will be the day after thanksgiving and i will be six years old. and this year, me and mom have a special request. we are trying to help nyc shiba rescue raise some money. they had to stop taking in new doggies because of the economy (and a couple dogs with health problems – one with cancer, one with cushings). i want to help them help doggies, so this year my birthday is all about nycsr!
please click the donate button on the box in this post to go to my fund raising page at firstgiving and wish me happy birthday. even just a dollar or two will add up and if you can give more we would really REALLY like that too!
unfortunately must announce that officers frosty and dew haz been demoted back to cadet due to not reporting for duty at october pawpawty. officers frosty and dew sincerely apologize for leaving pawpawty unprotected though so haz not been removed from sekurity team
pawty jail bail: starting at november pawpawty if anipals are thrown in pawty jail they can pay bail to get out early. iz totally up to anipal if they pay and how much they pay, not up to sekurity officers. (this is all in fun and to raise money for animal charity after all). to pay bail, you make donation on offishul donation page for pawpawty charity and let your arresting officer know. cadets and junior officers cannot make arrests.
now, ize also want to cover one more thing before starting november skedule… why do we have pawpawty sekurity??? i think some anipals and maybe even some officers are a little confused about why we haz sekurity at pawpawty. well, i tell you the two whys.
the first why is because me and mom thought it would help the pawty make more money for charity if somepals job was to tweet the donation link every now and then and also to explain to newcomers what the pawty is and help answer questions
the second why is storytelling. i realized at my first pawty that anipals are super good role players and comes up with lots of fun things to do together at pawpawty. sometimes they even make up crazy shenanigans just to get sekurity involved! BOL. since pawpawty happens over 24 hours, it is fun to have report of some of the silliness for peeples and anipals to read later.
those are the two big whys. it is also our job to notify @spam if some spammer or nekkid lady tweeter starts using our hashtag to get attention. we only report for real spammers, not just peeples that anipals might not like or somethin like that
there is a lot of things that sekurity is not. those are the things that sekurity is. i hopes that clears up any confusions.
november sekurity plan
this month’s #pawpawty theme is Black Tie (formal wear) and the charity is Sunny Harbour Cat & Kitten Rescue in Scotland.
to learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website
SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:
when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: welcome! have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? donate to this months charity here (url)
also helpful to occasionally tweet something like if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so the documentation officer can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.
PAY OPTIONAL COVER CHARGE TICKETS, FINES and BAIL HERE
SHIFT ASSIGNMENTS
all times are Eastern Standard Time. officers, please convert accordingly so you are not late for your shift.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Start
End
Duty Officer
2:00 PM
4:00 PM
captain snickers (@Snick_the_Dog)
4:00 PM
6:00 PM
cadet buddy (@buddybentley)
6:00 PM
8:00 PM
officer cheshire kitten (@CheshireK)
8:00 PM
10:00 PM
sergeant shawnee (@ShawneeShep)
10:00 PM
11:59 PM
NEEDED
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Start
End
Duty Officer
12:00 AM
2:00 AM
captain snickers (@Snick_the_Dog)
2:00 AM
4:00 AM
officer morris (@morriscat)
4:00 AM
6:00 AM
NEEDED
6:00 AM
8:00 AM
NEEDED
8:00 AM
10:00 AM
cadets frosty and dew (@treehugginpets)
10:00 AM
12:00 PM
NEEDED
12:00 PM
2:00 PM
ninja strike force leader mizCleo (@mizCleo)
RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for december pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least one two hour shift of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact Captain Snickers or Sergeant Shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)
to learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website
this is sergeant shawnee. she iz in charge of #pawpawty sekurity team this month
RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for october pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least one two hour shift of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact Captain Snickers or Sergeant Shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)
SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:
when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: welcome! have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? donate to this months charity here (url)
also helpful to occasionally tweet something like if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so the documentation officer can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.
this is the first #pawpawty since i started the sekurity force that i am not able to attend! that is sad but luckily i haz a very good sergeant named shawnee (@ShawneeShep) and she has agreed to take command in my absence. if you haz any questions about sekurity while i am away, you can tweet sergeant shawnee.
cadet @CheshireK awarded promoshun to full officer effective for october #pawpawty. congratulations cadet cheshire kitten! sekurity team looking forward to having you as officer at next #pawpawty
to learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the new pawpawty site. to sign up for sekurity duty, tweet me, captain snickers @snick_the_dog
Posted by snickers on September 24th, 2009
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this month’s #pawpawty theme is Down on the Farm and the charity is Soi Dog Foundation in Phuket Thailand. (really… thats the name of that place. i did not make it up!)
to learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the new pawpawty site
RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for september pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least two hours of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact Captain Snickers or Sergeant Shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)
SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:
when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: welcome! have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? donate to this months charity here http://tinyurl.com/yaosqkj
also helpful to occasionally tweet something like if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so the documentation officer can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.
RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for august pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least two hours of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty.
any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact Captain Snickers or Sergeant Shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)
NEW SEKURITY POSITION: Documentation Officer needed to record all incidents of note for #pawpawty sekurity report in captain snick’s absence. (captain snickers will be at Fido’s Festival this weekend so is depending on sekurity force to keep the peace without him) Note: This special position has been filled!
SHIFT ASSIGNMENTS
all times are Eastern Daylight Time. officers, please convert accordingly so you are not late for your shift.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Start
End
Duty Officer
2:00 PM
4:00 PM
officers frosty and dew (@treehuggingpets) with a little help from captain snickers (@Snick_the_Dog)
4:00 PM
6:00 PM
sergeant shawnee (@Shawneeshep)
6:00 PM
8:00 PM
officer brutus (@brutusthedane)
8:00 PM
10:00 PM
captain snickers (@Snick_the_Dog)
10:00 PM
11:59 PM
officer annie (@BloodhoundNdots)
Saturday, August 29 2009
Start
End
Duty Officer
12:00 AM
2:00 AM
NEEDED
2:00 AM
4:00 AM
officer morris (@morriscat)
4:00 AM
6:00 AM
NEEDED
6:00 AM
8:00 AM
NEEDED
8:00 AM
10:00 AM
officer annie (@BloodhoundNdots)
10:00 AM
12:00 PM
officers frosty and dew (@treehuggingpets)
12:00 PM
2:00 PM
ninja strike force leader mizCleo (@mizCleo)
SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:
when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? pay by credit card http://tinyurl.com/nsq2sw or paypal http://bit.ly/16lSQU
also helpful to occasionally tweet something like if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so the documentation officer can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.
sekurity officers for july pawpawty were: sekurity captain snickers (@Snick_the_Dog), sergeant shawnee shep (@ShawneeShep), officer samson (@SamsonCatt), officer kenworth (@GD_Kenworth, officer morris cat (@morriscat), officer annie the bloodhound (@BloodhoundNdots), officer dingo (@DingoDaDog), underkover sekrit informant fergus (@Fergusthedog), and ninja strike force leader mizCleo (@mizCleo).
PAWPAWTY SECURITY REPORT
pawty started right on time (@frugaldougal is so punkshual!) (some evidence)
captain snickers on duty
@smokeythedog took a tumble in the water but he reports he iz fine. some evidence
captain snickers reports pawty going well. no trouble (yet). some evidence
:captain snickers distracted by real world postman with box of peanut butter cookies! some evidence
HANDOFF REPORT: keep an eye on @hellahedgie he is hiding a flask and he’s determined to spike sekurity water bowl some evidence
HANDOFF REPORT: watch out for suspekt @VampireKat. still haz warrant for his arrest from last month some evidence
officer dingo now on duty
officer dingo confiscated @hellahedgie’s flask. no charges were pressed but flask will not be returned till after the pawty
officer dingo rushed to aid of @borriskitty and @grandmastormy. snarling and barking did chase off scary monster. some evidence
@BuckleyKitty not feeling right. officer dingo helped BuckleyKitty to hammock in cabana for nappies.
sergeant shawnee shep now on duty
Made announcement that nobody should use beach sand as litter box (as requested by @Dunkin_the_cat)
Broke up cat fight reported and witnessed by @dunkin_the_cat. Contrary to popular belief, @dunkin_the_cat was not involved as he provided fotografik prufe. some evidence
@Kellogghughes was being followed by nekkid laydees – advised on proper blocking procedure some evidence
Elefant what made @ConfuciusCat wipe out on surf board identified but @ConfuciusCat later admitted elefant was nice and did not cause mishap, too much niptini did and he promptly signed up at Nipaholics Anonymous and went straight to meeting.
@GodzillaofJapan threatened to eat some anipals so I showed him wanted poster of @VampireKat and gaved him permissions to nom on him. @GodzillaofJapan said if he could find him, he will nom him.
@ImaJackRussell asked for help getting home because he dranked to much – called a ride for him and he departed safely for home.
Warned @frugaldougal and @SylvieDog no fightings when they wanted to see fight with @SylvieDog and @godzillaofjapan over cookies – @frugaldougal said just kidding
Summonsed @zackrabbit for being a noggty wabbit and mooning the anipals at the #pawpawty. Later reduced to warning when @zackrabbit put his swimming trunks back on and pwomised to behave. some evidence
Rescued @GrandmaStormy when a monster was stuck on her tail and she screamed for help. Turned out to be a lobster. Lobster identified and removed without incident. Mugshot in @ShawneeShep’s twitpic file.
Put @mugsydog in slammer to sleep it off when he passed out from drinking barktinis. Minutes later @Sylviedog was also found passed out and put in slammer with @mugsydog to sleep it off. some evidence
Assisted @theodorag with locating invisibul/missing/stolen avatar.
@mizCleo, ninja strike force leader, reported for duties
ninja strike force leader mizCleo threw out two anonymous pawtygoers for indecent behavior some evidence
officer annie issued following ALERT: Folks PLEASE DO NOT EAT the flowers or other landscaping. some evidence
captain snickers now on duty
SEKURITY BULLETIN: @Snick_the_Dog back on duty.
SpoiledMinPin had too much to drink and passed out. captain snickers keeping watchful eye on him to keep him safe. some evidence
investigashun opened into matter of SylvieDog’s missing bikini. prime suspekt ZackRabbit. some evidence
SEKURITY ALERT: @ZackRabbit has been notified to turn self in for stealing of @sylviedog’s bikini
ONGOING INVESTIGASHUN: ize looking into who spike @SylvieDog’s barkarita earlier in the evening. tipline is open (DM)
hellahedgie questioned in matter of sylviedog’s biknin. some evidence
henry’s nip brownies were too much for him and he passed out. some evidence
HANDOFF REPORT: please keep eye on @Quadpaw and @SpoiledMinPin. they both passed out. if you can move henry over will be easier.
SEKURITY BULLETIN: officer @morriscat now in charge of #pawpawty sekurity. i iz signing off to do paperwerk
officer morris now on duty
SEKURITY UPDATE: @sylviedog’s bikini thief not @zackrabbit. search for drink spiker and bikini stealer continues. some evidence
SECURITY ALERT: There has been a complaint made that the saucers of milk have been spiked. Anyone with info on this, please contact officer morris
SECURITY ALERT: Anipals, please block user @llltest who is spamming us
officer morris and captain snickers both reported spammer to twitter.
HANDOFF REPORT: Just gotten my first spammer! Been fairly quiet apart from a naughty photo posted and some milk-spiking
officer kenworth now on duty
17:35 AEST security report: Investigating worriesome behaviour of @pasta_the_cat, @TuffyCat and Theo. Drink spiking suspected.
Security report: the following anipals are being monitored for signs of illness from drink-spiking: @SmokeytheDawg, @TuffyCat @pasta_the_cat, @MizzBassie
officer samson mercury cat arrived early for duty. two duty officers on shift
@Apolla_Frenchie injured in surfing wipeout. officer SamsonCatt rushed to aid with first aid kit from red wagon some evidence
18:26 Security report: everything becoming calm. Most suspects heading to bed… Suspicious, yes. Worrying, no
officer kenworth communication to captain snickers: reporting computer troubles, losing communications… attempting repairs…
officer kenworth’s communications restored!
officer samson officially reported for duty. officer kenworth signed off.
stay tuned. nine more hours till #pawpawty ends
RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for july pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least two hours of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. job description is as follows:
greet new pawty goers and make sure they know link to pay optional cover charge (donation)
be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else
keep pawty from getting so rowdy that neighbors complain
take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safey of anipals
some anipals drink too much, so help make sure no one falls down goes boom
put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
haz good time!
any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact Captain Snickers or Sergeant Shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)
SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:
when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: welcome! have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? pay by credit card http://bit.ly/SQcRm or paypal http://bit.ly/3FImp
also helpful to occasionally tweet something like if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so we can find and compile after the pawty
put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.
any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact Captain Snickers or Sergeant Shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)
RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for august pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least two hours of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty.
6/13 5:00 PM EDT: @Mulder_Cat ran off and hid something in his car
6/13 5:03 PM EDT: SHIFT CHANGE @ShawneeShep now offishully in charge of #pawpawty sekurity.
6/13 5:51 PM: @pimpthecat possibly haz too much catnip
6/13 8:45 PM EDT: officer shawnee had to reminds @HotLabRescue that there be no skinny dipping at the #pawpawty
6/13 9:30 PM EDT:@HotMBC was nomming 2 much on grimy duck at the nomming booth and got a warning
6/13 10:00 PM EDT: SHIFT CHANGE @SamsonCatt now in charge of sekurity
6/13 10:50 PM EDT: @LunaMyTuna threatened to eat @elguapito and was reprimanded by officer samson. dispute broke up peacefully
6/14 12:01 AM EDT: @mugsydog passed out and had to be carted off by officer samson
6/14 12:10 AM EDT: officer snickers tried to return to pawty but had been locked out by stupid twitter search problem (although there is some suspishun this may have been orchestrated by @loupeb due to jealousy over kiss between @sylviedog and officer snickers earlier in evening. @perrythebirman and @BrewskieButt mentioned as possible suspekts also.)
6/13 12:50 AM EDT: a rowdy scuffle was broken up. a new sekurity officer was recruited by officer on duty officer samson
6/14 12:55 AM EDT: SHIFT CHANGE officer samson went off duty, leaving new officer india in charge
6/14 6:53 AM EDT: @BadAndy_KityKat was mugged by @vampirekat. nip stolen. bad andy wounded in attack. culprit NOT apprehended, but reprimanded. goods not recovered. there is currently warrant out for arrest of vampire kat
6/14 7:25 AM EDT: @GD_Kenworth volunteered for sekurity duty to serve and protect
6/14 12:00 PM EDT: SHIFT CHANGE officer snickers came back on duty and was happy to find the pawpawty in very groovy state (anipals good pawty goers for most part)
6/14 1:32 PM EDT: grimy duck absorbed too much niptini from noms, ran from nomming booth and went streaking through pawty pursued by manxington. grimy was caught by morriscat and locked back in nomming booth by officer snickers. morris then sang lullabies to calm down grimy while manx pled for leniency for juvenile grimy duck. officer snickers decided to release grimy under manxington’s supervision with probation and community service (time served)
6/14 2:00 PM EDT: pawpawty ended peacefully and on time. goal of over $1,000 earned for romeo’s charity angels for animals.
OUSTANDING WARRANTS
a warrant has been issued for arrest of @VampireKat in connection with pawpawty mugging. reward of one dozen cookies for tips leading to apprehenshun of suspekt vampire kat. suspekt armed with teeth and claws and considered dangerous
DEPARTMENTAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
Officer Shawnee (@ShawneeShep) is hereby promoted to Sergeant Shawnee Shep in recognition of actions above and beyond call of dooty.
RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for july pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least two hours of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. job description is as follows:
greet new pawty goers and make sure they know link to pay optional cover charge (donation)
be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else
keep pawty from getting so rowdy that neighbors complain
take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safey of anipals
some anipals drink too much, so help make sure no one falls down goes boom
put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
haz good time!
any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact Captain Snickers or Sergeant Shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)
[end report]
please note: kissing of officers on duty not a punishable offense
mom haz not had time to let me join the #pawpawty before, but i gets to go this month! a lot of the anipals do stuff at the pawty that animals cant really do – like drink beer and play music and stuff – but thats not how i roll yo (even though just talking to anipals in twitter has already crossed that "cant do" line)! well, moms got that all figured out now. she says i can be security cz i am good at protecting stuff.
so, what is the pawpawty you ask? pawpawty is a virtual party on twitter that happens for 24 hours straight once each month and raises money for charity.
pawpawty will be on June 13th and 14th, starting at 2:00 PM (EDT) and it will go on for a full 24 hours so everyone around the world can visit the pawty
i has changed my twitter icon to the picture you see here. do you like my 80s bling? i wear the cop hat not because it is so village people (which is more 70s anyway) but because i will be head bouncer for pawty this month.
if any anipal wants to volunteer for a security shift, let me know cz i cannots be there the whole time. anipals and their peeples are mostly nice so there won’t be much for bouncers to do except look cool in our police hats. ^-,-^
here is the job description
greet new pawty goers and make sure they know link to pay optional cover charge (donation)
be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else
keep pawty from getting so rowdy that neighbors complain
some anipals drink too much, so help make sure no one falls down goes boom
put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
haz good time!
leave comment here or tweet me @snick_the_dog if you wants to volunteer!
it has been awhile since i dictated a post for the blog (although i am always talking away over on twitter). i asked my tweeps recently what i should blog about and friend-to-all-nyc-shibas, @roxyturtle, asked "what do you do while Mom is gone for the day? Does your Mom do anything to give you activities while you’re a latchkey dog?"
i can say that in my five short years i have spent my days in many many ways! here is the bulleted version (because i dont really dictate in full sentences anyway, much less paragraphs).
when i came to live with mom and girl, i was only 9 or 10 weeks old. mom worked 9am to 5pm back then. for the first couple months, she walked home at lunch to play with me and walk me
i had lots of energy and wanted to chew EVERYTHING, so mom started taking me to doggy daycare three days a week. this helped me a lot in being a good boy at home!
as i got older, mom tapered off the daycare time, but then i got a dog walker who came to spend time with me every day! i haz had the best dog walkers – first bernard and then trent
all the time from puppyhood till now mom tries to take me for long walkies in the morning before she leaves me. this is very important because then i am happy and ready for a nap when she goes!!!
mom and girl adopted my sister secret and then i had company at home ALL THE TIME. i cannot recommend this more highly. all you doggies convince your peeples to get you a doggy pal. really! go do it right now
mom tapered the dog walking down to a couple days a week after secret came. (she says something about daycare and dog walkers being ’spensive if you do it too much… i dunno about that)
my sister secret moved to florida for a year and i was back to being alone all day, so moms started taking me to daycare again when trent wasnt coming over
then we started fostering for NYC Shiba Rescue! that was the best cz it meant i had a pal at home again. trent still came two days a week, but no daycare for me when i had a foster girl to watch over
then the best thing ever happened… mom quit her job and we moved to indiana. not only was she home all day but sis and girl came there from florida so we were all together again. i spent my days lounging around with mom and sis, playing in the big back yard, and then we got foster pup murphy to play with too! having mom home all the time was really pretty great
but then me and mom moved back to east. i am very happy to be home again, but the worst thing happened when we first got here. moms new job is ten hours a day and she left me all alone all day. sis wasnt here. no daycare. no dog walker. (cz we are in a new town.) i was so sad. when mom would come home from work, i would FREAK OUT so she would know how much i missed her and how lonelies i was all day. i was a very good boy though. i did not chew anything or do anything i shouldnt
luckily sis and girl got here a few weeks later so then i got to spend all my day with sis and girl while mom worked. yay!
but, wouldnt you know it, now girl is gone for the summer! mom and girl were really looking out for me and sis though. normally sis goes everywhere with girl, but this year sis stayed here with me and mom. mom is gone to work 10 hours per day but i have sis here and we keep each other company
mom knows leaving us here alone all day is not the greatest but i am five years old now and sis is almost nine so we are good dogs and able to hang out without getting in any trouble
so, what you think? i think girl needs to come home from summer fun soon so me and sis have more company and get our afternoon walkies back! i have mostly been good but friday i did something funny to make mom laugh and show her i dont just lie around all day. i buried my toy duck in her bed. i used to do stuff like that a lot when i was younger. funny, right?
so, mostly i play with toys, nap, shed on the couch, chew the bones that mom leaves for me, and play with my sister when i am home alone. that is how i spend my day @roxyturtle!
mom wants me to add from her the following:
A tired dog is a good dog, especially when they are young. Don’t leave your dog at home alone without vigorous physical and mental exercise first!
Bored dogs get into trouble. That’s your fault, not theirs! Give them toys. Break up the day with a dog walker! Spring for doggy daycare once or twice a week. Get your dog a friend!
Posted by snickers on March 21st, 2009
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hey doggies and their peeples,
i have this girlfriend schnauzer named Quincy. well, Quincy has a schnauzer friend named Pepper. Pepper’s mom has these websites about postcards. the first one is called dogfessions and mom says it is like postsecret, but for dogs! (peeple can make dogfessions too, but they have to be about dogs.) she has another website called dogvice where us dogs can send in advice for other dogs and their peeple. it is real cool. of course, you have to have your person help you because it is hard for us doggies to make postcards (NO THUMZ).
so, why am i writing about this stuff? because Pepper’s mom sent me and mom an email and asked us to tell you guys about rachael ray’s nutrish “food raiser” campaign. rachael ray’s nutrish has pledged 1 pound of dog food for each card received on dogfessions, dogvice, pugfessions/pugvice, and bullyvice/bullyfessions. The goal is to give 3 TONS of food to both Best Friends Animal Sanctuary and Sabbath Memorial Dog Rescue. to do that, they need to get 6,000 postcards from you doggies and your peeple. that’s a LOT of post cards folks!
if you have something to say (and i know you do) check out dogfessions and dogvice today and send in your postcard.
hello everybody. mom is worried that you will think we abandoned our website. we did sort of but not forever. me and mom moved again. we moved to a place near the home where we always lived before we moved to the country!!! we are really happy about that but mom has been too busy to update our website and tell all you peeple about it.
see, mom went to nyc to visit some big dog show (without me! i know, can you believe it?). when she came back to the country, she said we were moving again. we moved into a new apartment with sidewalks and stairs and everything sort of like our old apartment but in a different neighborhood. a few days ago we went back to our old ‘hood to visit and i had so much fun!!! i am really a city dog at heart. i was kinda bored living in the country.
so, that is the scoop peeples. we will be back to updating things again soon. in the meantime, i talk a lot on twitter, so you can keep up with me there. i have better luck mind-controlling mom (and my auntie kat and sometimes my girl T) to tweet for me than i do getting mom to type out whole blog entries. you can follow me on twitter here.
today was my fifth birthday. mom made a big deal of it. she said something about five being special. also, there’s thing day called Thanksgiving where the people eat together. the day I was born was Thanksgiving and this year it was Thanksgiving again. (I have no idea why it isn’t that way every year, so don’t ask me.) anyway, after all the people ate – and I had some of that, don’t worry – seeky and I got to eat a special kind of cake, just for us! I never had a cake of my own before. the top tasted like peanut butter and it was really yummy. mom was ridiculous and took pictures of us eating. she added them here at the bottom.
when your dog has a special birthday, think about treating them with doggy birthday cake. it was really yummy!
in case you are wondering, i am writing this the way i do most things… making mom do it with Shiba mind control. she wants me to share my point of view on things. i told her ok as long as she does the work of typing it. typing on the laptop is impossible when you have paws. i told her to type the way i tell her though without editing to make it perfect. besides, jaqi said that mom agreed not to edit her posts, so i dont think she should edit mine either.
today i am thinking about how city dogs live. i lived as a puppy and most of my life in our apartment with one bedroom near Times Square (that’s in new york city, the best place to find fresh meat on the sidewalk). now i live in a big house with corn and soybean fields all around but not many people or fresh meat. (i watch the cows across the street, but they dont look so tasty.)
in new york city there are these people called tourists. theyre like regular people, but they dont seem to know where they are, they act strange and wear bright colors. i have heard tourists say things like it is cruel to have a dog in the city and a dog cant live in a small apartment. i have even heard new people (sort of like tourists but they dont go home), say i miss my dog. i gave him away when i moved here. it would have been selfish to bring him.
first, for those people who move without their dogs… if my mom moved anywhere and left me behind, i would have a broken heart. luckily, she loves me too much to ever do that.
now, for anyone who thinks dogs cant live happy in the city… you are nutty. i loved living in the city. our small apartment was great because i could see mom almost no matter where she went. now, in the house, i have to get up and follow her when she changes rooms. when we went outside, there were lots of people around to pet me and lots of fun things to do. i got to go in stores and eat at sidewalk cafes. we had dog runs that we played in. i had really close dog friends and human friends that i visited and played with a lot and a big group of shiba pals to play with too. we went for really long walks around midnight every night when the streets were quiet. mom took me to lots of places with her. i even went to the office a lot and played with mom’s work friends.
i live in the country now. we have something called a yard. it is sort of like a dog run but it is way bigger and no one visits it but us. i like it a lot because i get to chase squirrels and cats and chipmunks. mom and aunt debbie build fires and cook hotdogs sometimes, which is almost as good as scavenging street meat! i dont get to go for long walks though because mom is afraid of the dogs that are outside without humans. she is also afraid of the dark. it gets dark here at night, so we cant take our long bedtime walks like we used to. i dont like that we have to get in the car and drive to go to a real dog park to play. i do have a small group of shiba pals here and we go hiking, which is fun. mom says ize healthier here from clean air and my fur is cleaner too. my skin itches right now though; our nice new vet said that’s from something called ragweed and it will go away soon. something i dont like about the country is that people dont take their dogs many places here so i cant go in the stores and stuff. mom says i probably cant go to work with her when she starts working again either.
anyway, i am saying that i would be happy living anywhere with my mom and the two places i have lived both have good and bad things about them for dogs. i hope i get to live in other places. as long as mom is there and we are doing stuff together, i will be happy. i think most dogs who love their humans probably feel the same way, so dont move without your dog. and dont say it’s mean to have a dog in the city. city dogs live great lives!
january #pawpawty, completely missing his skeduled sekurity shift. sargeant shawneeshep came up with good punishment for buddy that helps everybody! junior officer buddy had to wear a special dunce cap made my the sarge until he could recrewt a new team member for sekurity! buddy recrewted cadet hellahedgie and was able to take the cap off in time for the super bowl festivities. 
this month’s #pawpawty theme is the Anipal Winter Olympics and the charity is The Pet Samaritan Fund in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.
this month’s #pawpawty theme is the howlidays and the charity is 
the pawpawty sekurity team announces with heavy hearts that one of our own haz gone, suddenly and unexpectedly, to the rainbow bridge. for the last four months, we haz been blessed with the mad skillz of 
this month’s #pawpawty theme is Down on the Farm and the charity is 
This month’s PawPawty theme is Woodstock and the charity is 
JULY ROLL CALL
learn more about pawpawty and join in
but, wouldnt you know it, now girl is gone for the summer! mom and girl were really looking out for me and sis though. normally sis goes everywhere with girl, but this year sis stayed here with me and mom. mom is gone to work 10 hours per day but i have sis here and we keep each other company
