notes from december

december sekurity report is posted by cadet smokey who joined team in december and did great job as temporary dokumentation officer. you can see december report here

announcements

new dokumentashun officer starts this month: our wonderful, original dokumentashun officer @lexiloudog went to the rainbow bridge last month. cadet smokey helped us last month, but now we haz a new dedicated dokumentashun officer to write monthly sekurity report. lexi lou’s sisfur buttons (@busybuttons) has volunteered to take over these duties. we know she will do a great job!

new officer transfer: cadet mace (@CheckPointMace) haz joined sekurity team. mace is big doberman dog and has patrol experience so will only be "cadet" for one month. pls do welcome mace to the team!

cadet buddy promoted: cadet buddy (@buddybentley) haz been promoted to junior officer, effective immediately

cadet recrewting: we haz a FABULOUS sekurity team, but we dont have quite enough anipals to cover every shift each month. we needs one or two more cadets to fill out the team! read duties below and contact captain snickers if you would like to volunteer. sekurity team is fun! oh, and we provide snazzy uniform every month!

SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:

• when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
• tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: welcome! have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? donate to this months charity here http://www.firstgiving.com/haitianimals
• also helpful to occasionally tweet somethings like
  • if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
  • ANIPALS dont forget to block the spammers, free $ ppl, gets lots of followers, and noggty ladies that start following you during #pawpawty
  • remember you must unproteckt your tweets to be seen during pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!
• be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
• take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so captain snickers can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
• put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
• haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
• overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
• when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.
• PLZ DO ALSO NOTE: if you attend the pawpawty when not on dooty but you are wearing your uniform you iz expected to conduct yourself in an upstanding manner.

january pawpawty – viva wag vegas!

this month’s #pawpawty theme is Viva Wag Vegas in honor of what would have been Elvis’s 75th year on earth. The charity is The International Fund for Animal Welfare (IFAW) to benefit the animals of Haiti.

to learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website

RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for january pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least one two hour shift of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact captain snickers or sergeant shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)

this month’s #pawpawty theme is the howlidays and the charity is Catering to Cats & Dogs in Cornelius, NC.

to learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website

SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:

• when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
• tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: welcome! have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? donate to this months charity here http://tinyurl.com/y86f7sy
• also helpful to occasionally tweet somethings like
  • if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
  • ANIPALS dont forget to block the spammers, free $ ppl, gets lots of followers, and noggty ladies that start following you during #pawpawty
  • remember you must unproteckt your tweets to be seen during pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!
• be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
• take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so captain snickers can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
• put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
• haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
• overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
• when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.
• PLZ DO ALSO NOTE: if you attend the pawpawty when not on dooty but you are wearing your uniform you iz expected to conduct yourself in an upstanding manner.

plz do observe a moment of silence at start of roll call for fallen dokumentation officer lexi-lou who went to the rainbow bridge december 4th. we luvvd you lexi-lou

RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for december pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least one two hour shift of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact captain snickers or sergeant shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)

the pawpawty sekurity team announces with heavy hearts that one of our own haz gone, suddenly and unexpectedly, to the rainbow bridge. for the last four months, we haz been blessed with the mad skillz of dokumentashun officer lexi-lou to keep track of all the silly anipals that tangle with sekurity during pawpawty.

tonight on twitter, lexi’s mom wrote that lexi-lou "had a lot of health problems… The stress of the vet visit today must have triggered an underlying heart problem… she suffered acute congestive heart failure and a pulmonary embolism. Rushed her to the vet around 5:00 CST… She went over RB around 6:00 CST, in my arms. My poor baby girl."

dear lexi-lou,

the sekurity team will miss you so very much. you no haz
to be fraidy or feel sicks now though. someday we will see
you at the pawpawty in the sky.

with love,
captain snickers, sergeant shawnee & the team

the official november pawpawty sekurity report has been posted by dokumentashun officer lexi-lou

there are no departmental announcements at this time

october announcements

hey anipals! sekurity captain snickers here.

i haz a few sekurity announcements from october before i start the planning for november.

• first, the ofishul sekurity report for october is posted over on documentashun officer lexi-lou’s blog. go check it out.
• unfortunately must announce that officers frosty and dew haz been demoted back to cadet due to not reporting for duty at october pawpawty. officers frosty and dew sincerely apologize for leaving pawpawty unprotected though so haz not been removed from sekurity team
• pawty jail bail: starting at november pawpawty if anipals are thrown in pawty jail they can pay bail to get out early. iz totally up to anipal if they pay and how much they pay, not up to sekurity officers. (this is all in fun and to raise money for animal charity after all). to pay bail, you make donation on offishul donation page for pawpawty charity and let your arresting officer know. cadets and junior officers cannot make arrests.

now, ize also want to cover one more thing before starting november skedule… why do we have pawpawty sekurity??? i think some anipals and maybe even some officers are a little confused about why we haz sekurity at pawpawty. well, i tell you the two whys.

1. the first why is because me and mom thought it would help the pawty make more money for charity if somepals job was to tweet the donation link every now and then and also to explain to newcomers what the pawty is and help answer questions
2. the second why is storytelling. i realized at my first pawty that anipals are super good role players and comes up with lots of fun things to do together at pawpawty. sometimes they even make up crazy shenanigans just to get sekurity involved! BOL. since pawpawty happens over 24 hours, it is fun to have report of some of the silliness for peeples and anipals to read later.
3. those are the two big whys. it is also our job to notify @spam if some spammer or nekkid lady tweeter starts using our hashtag to get attention. we only report for real spammers, not just peeples that anipals might not like or somethin like that

there is a lot of things that sekurity is not. those are the things that sekurity is. i hopes that clears up any confusions.

november sekurity plan

this month’s #pawpawty theme is Black Tie (formal wear) and the charity is Sunny Harbour Cat & Kitten Rescue in Scotland.

to learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website

SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:

• when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
• tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: welcome! have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? donate to this months charity here (url)
• also helpful to occasionally tweet something like if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
• be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
• take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so the documentation officer can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
• put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
• haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
• overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
• when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.

RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for december pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least one two hour shift of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact Captain Snickers or Sergeant Shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)

this month’s #pawpawty theme is Howloween and the charity is Persian and Himalayan Cat Rescue.

to learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website

RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for october pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least one two hour shift of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact Captain Snickers or Sergeant Shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)

SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:

• when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
• tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: welcome! have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? donate to this months charity here (url)
• also helpful to occasionally tweet something like if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
• be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
• take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so the documentation officer can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
• put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
• haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
• overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
• when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.

this is the first #pawpawty since i started the sekurity force that i am not able to attend! that is sad but luckily i haz a very good sergeant named shawnee (@ShawneeShep) and she has agreed to take command in my absence. if you haz any questions about sekurity while i am away, you can tweet sergeant shawnee.

the official september pawpawty sekurity report has been posted by dokumentation officer lexi-lou

cadet @CheshireK awarded promoshun to full officer effective for october #pawpawty. congratulations cadet cheshire kitten! sekurity team looking forward to having you as officer at next #pawpawty

to learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the new pawpawty site. to sign up for sekurity duty, tweet me, captain snickers @snick_the_dog

OFFICIAL PAWPAWTY SEKURITY REPORT HAS BEEN POSTED BY DOCUMENTATION OFFICER LEXI-LOU

no departmental announcements this month

to sign up for sekurity duty, tweet me, captain snickers @snick_the_dog

This month’s PawPawty theme is Woodstock and the charity is The Emergency Animal Rescue Service (TEARS). You can donate here.

check out the july pawpawty sekurity report and read all about the pawpawty on my pal frugaldougal’s blog. dougal is the pawpawty organizer!

RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for august pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least two hours of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty.

any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact Captain Snickers or Sergeant Shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)

NEW SEKURITY POSITION: Documentation Officer needed to record all incidents of note for #pawpawty sekurity report in captain snick’s absence. (captain snickers will be at Fido’s Festival this weekend so is depending on sekurity force to keep the peace without him) Note: This special position has been filled!

AUGUST ROLL CALL

• sekurity captain snickers (@Snick_the_Dog)
• sergeant shawnee shep (@ShawneeShep)
• officer morris (@morriscat
• officer annie (@BloodhoundNdots)
• ninja strike force leader mizCleo (@mizCleo)
• officer brutus (@brutusthedane)
• officers frosty and dew (@treehuggingpets)
• documentation officer lexi-lou (@lexiloudog)

SHIFT ASSIGNMENTS
all times are Eastern Daylight Time. officers, please convert accordingly so you are not late for your shift.

Friday, August 28, 2009
Start	End	Duty Officer
2:00 PM	4:00 PM	officers frosty and dew (@treehuggingpets) with a little help from captain snickers (@Snick_the_Dog)
4:00 PM	6:00 PM	sergeant shawnee (@Shawneeshep)
6:00 PM	8:00 PM	officer brutus (@brutusthedane)
8:00 PM	10:00 PM	captain snickers (@Snick_the_Dog)
10:00 PM	11:59 PM	officer annie (@BloodhoundNdots)
Saturday, August 29 2009
Start	End	Duty Officer
12:00 AM	2:00 AM	NEEDED
2:00 AM	4:00 AM	officer morris (@morriscat)
4:00 AM	6:00 AM	NEEDED
6:00 AM	8:00 AM	NEEDED
8:00 AM	10:00 AM	officer annie (@BloodhoundNdots)
10:00 AM	12:00 PM	officers frosty and dew (@treehuggingpets)
12:00 PM	2:00 PM	ninja strike force leader mizCleo (@mizCleo)

SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:

• when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
• tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? pay by credit card http://tinyurl.com/nsq2sw or paypal http://bit.ly/16lSQU
• also helpful to occasionally tweet something like if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
• be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
• take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so the documentation officer can find and compile them. ONLY ADD #PPSR TO ITEMS FOR THE REPORT
• put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
• haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
• overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
• when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.

[begin report]

sekurity officers for july pawpawty were: sekurity captain snickers (@Snick_the_Dog), sergeant shawnee shep (@ShawneeShep), officer samson (@SamsonCatt), officer kenworth (@GD_Kenworth, officer morris cat (@morriscat), officer annie the bloodhound (@BloodhoundNdots), officer dingo (@DingoDaDog), underkover sekrit informant fergus (@Fergusthedog), and ninja strike force leader mizCleo (@mizCleo).

PAWPAWTY SECURITY REPORT

pawty started right on time (@frugaldougal is so punkshual!) (some evidence)

captain snickers on duty

@smokeythedog took a tumble in the water but he reports he iz fine. some evidence

captain snickers reports pawty going well. no trouble (yet). some evidence

:captain snickers distracted by real world postman with box of peanut butter cookies! some evidence

HANDOFF REPORT: keep an eye on @hellahedgie he is hiding a flask and he’s determined to spike sekurity water bowl some evidence

HANDOFF REPORT: watch out for suspekt @VampireKat. still haz warrant for his arrest from last month some evidence

officer dingo now on duty

officer dingo confiscated @hellahedgie’s flask. no charges were pressed but flask will not be returned till after the pawty

officer dingo rushed to aid of @borriskitty and @grandmastormy. snarling and barking did chase off scary monster. some evidence

@BuckleyKitty not feeling right. officer dingo helped BuckleyKitty to hammock in cabana for nappies.

sergeant shawnee shep now on duty

Made announcement that nobody should use beach sand as litter box (as requested by @Dunkin_the_cat)

Broke up cat fight reported and witnessed by @dunkin_the_cat. Contrary to popular belief, @dunkin_the_cat was not involved as he provided fotografik prufe. some evidence

@Kellogghughes was being followed by nekkid laydees – advised on proper blocking procedure some evidence

Elefant what made @ConfuciusCat wipe out on surf board identified but @ConfuciusCat later admitted elefant was nice and did not cause mishap, too much niptini did and he promptly signed up at Nipaholics Anonymous and went straight to meeting.

@GodzillaofJapan threatened to eat some anipals so I showed him wanted poster of @VampireKat and gaved him permissions to nom on him. @GodzillaofJapan said if he could find him, he will nom him.

@ImaJackRussell asked for help getting home because he dranked to much – called a ride for him and he departed safely for home.

Warned @frugaldougal and @SylvieDog no fightings when they wanted to see fight with @SylvieDog and @godzillaofjapan over cookies – @frugaldougal said just kidding

Summonsed @zackrabbit for being a noggty wabbit and mooning the anipals at the #pawpawty. Later reduced to warning when @zackrabbit put his swimming trunks back on and pwomised to behave. some evidence

Rescued @GrandmaStormy when a monster was stuck on her tail and she screamed for help. Turned out to be a lobster. Lobster identified and removed without incident. Mugshot in @ShawneeShep’s twitpic file.

Put @mugsydog in slammer to sleep it off when he passed out from drinking barktinis. Minutes later @Sylviedog was also found passed out and put in slammer with @mugsydog to sleep it off. some evidence

Assisted @theodorag with locating invisibul/missing/stolen avatar.

@mizCleo, ninja strike force leader, reported for duties

ninja strike force leader cleo now on duty

there was some confusion about stolen property but @Crazykittykat1 had just lost their drink. http://twitter.com/Crazykittykat1/status/2592873384

ninja strike force leader mizCleo threw out two anonymous pawtygoers for indecent behavior some evidence

officer annie issued following ALERT: Folks PLEASE DO NOT EAT the flowers or other landscaping. some evidence

captain snickers now on duty

SEKURITY BULLETIN: @Snick_the_Dog back on duty.

SpoiledMinPin had too much to drink and passed out. captain snickers keeping watchful eye on him to keep him safe. some evidence

investigashun opened into matter of SylvieDog’s missing bikini. prime suspekt ZackRabbit. some evidence

SEKURITY ALERT: @ZackRabbit has been notified to turn self in for stealing of @sylviedog’s bikini

ONGOING INVESTIGASHUN: ize looking into who spike @SylvieDog’s barkarita earlier in the evening. tipline is open (DM)

hellahedgie questioned in matter of sylviedog’s biknin. some evidence

henry’s nip brownies were too much for him and he passed out. some evidence

HANDOFF REPORT: please keep eye on @Quadpaw and @SpoiledMinPin. they both passed out. if you can move henry over will be easier.

SEKURITY BULLETIN: officer @morriscat now in charge of #pawpawty sekurity. i iz signing off to do paperwerk

officer morris now on duty

SEKURITY UPDATE: @sylviedog’s bikini thief not @zackrabbit. search for drink spiker and bikini stealer continues. some evidence

SECURITY ALERT: There has been a complaint made that the saucers of milk have been spiked. Anyone with info on this, please contact officer morris

SECURITY ALERT: Anipals, please block user @llltest who is spamming us

officer morris and captain snickers both reported spammer to twitter.

HANDOFF REPORT: Just gotten my first spammer! Been fairly quiet apart from a naughty photo posted and some milk-spiking

officer kenworth now on duty

17:35 AEST security report: Investigating worriesome behaviour of @pasta_the_cat, @TuffyCat and Theo. Drink spiking suspected.

Security report: the following anipals are being monitored for signs of illness from drink-spiking: @SmokeytheDawg, @TuffyCat @pasta_the_cat, @MizzBassie

officer samson mercury cat arrived early for duty. two duty officers on shift

@Apolla_Frenchie injured in surfing wipeout. officer SamsonCatt rushed to aid with first aid kit from red wagon some evidence

18:26 Security report: everything becoming calm. Most suspects heading to bed… Suspicious, yes. Worrying, no

officer kenworth communication to captain snickers: reporting computer troubles, losing communications… attempting repairs…

officer kenworth’s communications restored!

officer samson officially reported for duty. officer kenworth signed off.

stay tuned. nine more hours till #pawpawty ends

RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for july pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least two hours of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. job description is as follows:

• greet new pawty goers and make sure they know link to pay optional cover charge (donation)
• be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else
• keep pawty from getting so rowdy that neighbors complain
• take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safey of anipals
• some anipals drink too much, so help make sure no one falls down goes boom
• put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
• haz good time!

any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact Captain Snickers or Sergeant Shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)

[end report]

to learn more about pawpawty visit frugaldougal’s blog

SEKURITY FORCE DUTIES
pawpawty sekurity force job description is as follows:

• when you report for duty, tweet the officer you are replacing and let them know you are reporting in. shift schedule is posted below!
• tweet the following (or something similar) several times during your shift: welcome! have you paid your #pawpawty cover charge (donation) yet? pay by credit card http://bit.ly/SQcRm or paypal http://bit.ly/3FImp
• also helpful to occasionally tweet something like if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we cans help
• be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else ^-,-^
• take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safety of anipals (this is the fun part and how we end up with funny incident report later). please include extra hashtag #ppsr in all reports so we can find and compile after the pawty
• put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
• haz good time (no niptinis or barkaritas on duty though. sorries!)!
• overlapping shifts is fine! showing up to help out during another officer’s shift is also fine! the more the merrier.
• when your shift is over, make sure you hand off duty to your replacement with tweet of current sekurity conditions.

any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact Captain Snickers or Sergeant Shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)

JULY ROLL CALL

• sekurity captain snickers (@Snick_the_Dog)
• sergeant shawnee shep (@ShawneeShep)
• officer samson (@SamsonCatt)
• officer kenworth (@GD_Kenworth
• officer morris cat (@morriscat)
• officer annie the bloodhound (@BloodhoundNdots)
• officer dingo (@DingoDaDog)
• underkover sekrit informant fergus (@Fergusthedog)
• ninja strike force leader mizCleo (@mizCleo)

speshul thanks to sergeant @ShawneeShep for making these wonderful sekurity badges for the whole team

SHIFT ASSIGNMENTS
all times are Eastern Daylight Time. officers, please convert accordingly so you are not late for your shift.

Saturday, July 11, 2009
Start	End	Duty Officer
2:00 PM	4:00 PM	Snick_the_Dog
4:00 PM	6:00 PM	DingoDaDog
6:00 PM	9:00 PM	ShawneeShep
9:00 PM	11:00 PM	mizCleo
11:00 PM	11:59 PM	Snick_the_Dog
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Start	End	Duty Officer
12:00 AM	2:00 AM	morriscat
2:00 AM	4:00 AM	GD_Kenworth
4:00 AM	6:00 AM	NEEDED
6:00 AM	8:00 AM	SamsonCatt
8:00 AM	10:00 AM	BloodhoundNdots
10:00 AM	2:00 PM	Snick_the_Dog

check out the june pawpawty sekurity report and read all about the pawpawty on my pal frugaldougal’s blog. dougal is the pawpawy organizer!

RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for august pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least two hours of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty.

[begin report]

sekurity officers for june pawpawty were: Sekurity Captain Snickers (@Snick_the_Dog), Officer Shawnee (@ShawneeShep), Officer Samson (@SamsonCatt), Officer India (@Indy_cat), and Volunteer Kenworth (@GD_Kenworth)

PAWPAWTY SECURITY REPORT

6/13 2:00 PM EDT: pawty started right on time

6/13 3:10 PM EDT: @laineyspawtique thought @toby_cat was selling illegal drugs, but we check. its only catnip. catnip not illegal weed

6/13 3:15 PM EDT: @dobie_evgeni’s avatar has been stolen or abducted by aliens – investigashun in progress

6/13 3:30 PM EDT: SEKURITY ALERT!!! ignore message from TipjoyHelper NOT legit.

6/13 3:45 PM EDT: @Happpiii tried to jump in the punchbowl

6:13 4:14 PM EDT: @QuadPawd tried tricky contest cheating attempt

6/13 4:30 PM EDT: @psammy had too much to drink

6/13 5:00 PM EDT: @Mulder_Cat ran off and hid something in his car

6/13 5:03 PM EDT: SHIFT CHANGE @ShawneeShep now offishully in charge of #pawpawty sekurity.

6/13 5:51 PM: @pimpthecat possibly haz too much catnip

6/13 8:45 PM EDT: officer shawnee had to reminds @HotLabRescue that there be no skinny dipping at the #pawpawty

6/13 9:30 PM EDT:@HotMBC was nomming 2 much on grimy duck at the nomming booth and got a warning

6/13 10:00 PM EDT: SHIFT CHANGE @SamsonCatt now in charge of sekurity

6/13 10:50 PM EDT: @LunaMyTuna threatened to eat @elguapito and was reprimanded by officer samson. dispute broke up peacefully

6/14 12:01 AM EDT: @mugsydog passed out and had to be carted off by officer samson

6/14 12:10 AM EDT: officer snickers tried to return to pawty but had been locked out by stupid twitter search problem (although there is some suspishun this may have been orchestrated by @loupeb due to jealousy over kiss between @sylviedog and officer snickers earlier in evening. @perrythebirman and @BrewskieButt mentioned as possible suspekts also.)

6/13 12:50 AM EDT: a rowdy scuffle was broken up. a new sekurity officer was recruited by officer on duty officer samson

6/14 12:55 AM EDT: SHIFT CHANGE officer samson went off duty, leaving new officer india in charge

6/14 6:53 AM EDT: @BadAndy_KityKat was mugged by @vampirekat. nip stolen. bad andy wounded in attack. culprit NOT apprehended, but reprimanded. goods not recovered. there is currently warrant out for arrest of vampire kat

6/14 7:25 AM EDT: @GD_Kenworth volunteered for sekurity duty to serve and protect

6/14 12:00 PM EDT: SHIFT CHANGE officer snickers came back on duty and was happy to find the pawpawty in very groovy state (anipals good pawty goers for most part)

6/14 1:32 PM EDT: grimy duck absorbed too much niptini from noms, ran from nomming booth and went streaking through pawty pursued by manxington. grimy was caught by morriscat and locked back in nomming booth by officer snickers. morris then sang lullabies to calm down grimy while manx pled for leniency for juvenile grimy duck. officer snickers decided to release grimy under manxington’s supervision with probation and community service (time served)

6/14 2:00 PM EDT: pawpawty ended peacefully and on time. goal of over $1,000 earned for romeo’s charity angels for animals.

OUSTANDING WARRANTS
a warrant has been issued for arrest of @VampireKat in connection with pawpawty mugging. reward of one dozen cookies for tips leading to apprehenshun of suspekt vampire kat. suspekt armed with teeth and claws and considered dangerous

DEPARTMENTAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
Officer Shawnee (@ShawneeShep) is hereby promoted to Sergeant Shawnee Shep in recognition of actions above and beyond call of dooty.

RECRUITING
pawpawty sekurity force is recruiting officers for july pawpawty and beyond. must be willing to commit to at least two hours of peace keeping and reporting during pawpawty. job description is as follows:

• greet new pawty goers and make sure they know link to pay optional cover charge (donation)
• be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else
• keep pawty from getting so rowdy that neighbors complain
• take reports of misdeeds. make arrests only if necessary to protect safey of anipals
• some anipals drink too much, so help make sure no one falls down goes boom
• put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
• haz good time!

any anipal interested in volunteering for sekurity force should contact Captain Snickers or Sergeant Shawnee. (sorry humans, only anipals can join sekurity force)

[end report]

please note: kissing of officers on duty not a punishable offense

to learn more about pawpawty visit frugaldougal’s blog

hi gang, snickers here

mom haz not had time to let me join the #pawpawty before, but i gets to go this month! a lot of the anipals do stuff at the pawty that animals cant really do – like drink beer and play music and stuff – but thats not how i roll yo (even though just talking to anipals in twitter has already crossed that "cant do" line)! well, moms got that all figured out now. she says i can be security cz i am good at protecting stuff.

so, what is the pawpawty you ask? pawpawty is a virtual party on twitter that happens for 24 hours straight once each month and raises money for charity.

learn more about pawpawty and join in

• @frugaldougal is the organizer. here is dougals post about this months pawty
• @RomeoTheCat is this months fundraiser, with all funds going to angels for animals. romeo says to make pawty donation to angels for animals here
• here is good explanation of how pawpawty works

pawpawty will be on June 13th and 14th, starting at 2:00 PM (EDT) and it will go on for a full 24 hours so everyone around the world can visit the pawty

i has changed my twitter icon to the picture you see here. do you like my 80s bling? i wear the cop hat not because it is so village people (which is more 70s anyway) but because i will be head bouncer for pawty this month.

if any anipal wants to volunteer for a security shift, let me know cz i cannots be there the whole time. anipals and their peeples are mostly nice so there won’t be much for bouncers to do except look cool in our police hats. ^-,-^

here is the job description

• greet new pawty goers and make sure they know link to pay optional cover charge (donation)
• be sure no one puts the bitey on anyone else
• keep pawty from getting so rowdy that neighbors complain
• some anipals drink too much, so help make sure no one falls down goes boom
• put on snarly face to chase off spammers if needed
• haz good time!

leave comment here or tweet me @snick_the_dog if you wants to volunteer!

POST PAWTY SEKURITY REPORT POSTED HERE